What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?